Help me write the Ultimate Computer bible...

[veg1992]

On behalf of vernong's laziness....lol...jk..

1. Thou shall build thy own desktop and never buy a desktop from Dell.
2. Thou shall not splurge an unnecessarily huge amount of cash, on one's build.
3. Thou shall not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Thou shall maintain one's computer clean and at cool temperatures.
5. Thou shall handle one's computer with care. (grounded with thy computer goes in this one)
6. Thou shall always overclock and not fear to overclock.
7. Thou shall not covet thy fellow techie's computer.
8. Thou shall not bear false witness about thou's own computer. (Khan!!!)
9. Thou shall not use force when installing components, when components fit in one way.
10. Thou shall always install thine latest drivers before posting "Oh no!! my new device is broken" on T.F.

hey... i went on a date....... so i had to get all dressed and stuff... and nice modifications.... we'll show it to a moderator tomorrow and we'll start a fresh thread to be sticked..... i call dibs on making it tho

 

[b1gapl]

I edited a much shorter and simple list:

1. Thou shall build thy own desktop and never buy a desktop from Dell.
2. Thou shall not splurge an unnecessarily huge amount of cash, on one's build.
3. Thou shall not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Thou shall maintain one's computer clean and at cool temperatures.
5. Thou shall handle one's computer with care.
6. Thou shall overclock and not fear to overclock.
7. Thou shall not covet thy fellow techie's computer.
8. Thou shall not bear false witness about thou's own computer. (Khan!!!)
9. Thou shall not use force when installing components, when components fit in one way.
10. Thou shall always install the latest drivers and updates.

 

[veg1992]

ok nice one.... I'll make the new thread now ...

 

[b1gapl]

wait not now....wait for more suggestions...unless you want to keep it that way..

 

[psp_crazy1]

hey... i went on a date....... so i had to get all dressed and stuff... and nice modifications.... we'll show it to a moderator tomorrow and we'll start a fresh thread to be sticked..... i call dibs on making it tho

is she sexy

 

[dario03]

I edited a much shorter and simple list:

1. Thou shall build thy own desktop and never buy a desktop from Dell.
2. Thou shall not splurge an unnecessarily huge amount of cash, on one's build.
3. Thou shall not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Thou shall maintain one's computer clean and at cool temperatures.
5. Thou shall handle one's computer with care.
6. Thou shall overclock and not fear to overclock.
7. Thou shall not covet thy fellow techie's computer.
8. Thou shall not bear false witness about thou's own computer. (Khan!!!)
9. Thou shall not use force when installing components, when components fit in one way.
10. Thou shall always install the latest drivers and updates.

You have desktop on #1 twice.

 

[b1gapl]

You have desktop on #1 twice.

It's desktops that suck from Dell, not laptops.

 

[Nagasama]

is she sexy

she was when i hung out with her last week. woot woot.
jk vg

 

[psp_crazy1]

she was when i hung out with her last week. woot woot.
jk vg

You get any sexy time

 

[advancedgeek]

everyone should get a decent computer of at least 1 generation old (core 2 duo is the current generation so pentium d should be the least)