Help me write the Ultimate Computer bible...

[QuaziBee]

Thou shall always install thine latest drivers before posting "Whaaa mI vId3o c4Rd r bR0k3n!!" on T.F.

 

[motoxer4533]

Thou shall not force parts if said parts do not go into slot.

 

[Snake91839]

This is a great Idea, Is this going to be a serious project?

 

[dario03]

Twas I that suggested the computer commandments. Here was my original commandment

"Thou shalt not put a c2d in thy's rig unless thou plans to overclock said rig to uber 1337 speeds".


New one-

"Thou shalt not base a processors performance solely on the ghz."

 

[veg1992]

Beyold the PC Bible and all its glory.....

Origin of the PC Bible:
"In the beginning there was an online shop. And it was good. God commanded man to buy parts from the shop and to build a machine. Man worked for 6 days and 6 nights to find the best parts and on the 7th day he built PC. And it was fast."

Commandments:
1. PC building is your friend, you shall always build, unless you are being controlled by a limiting factor (aka.. You are children and your parents won't let you build)
2. Thou shalt not buy from Dell.
3. Thou shalt not skimp on thy power supply.
4. Unless you want an effective computer, thou shall not blow more than 1600$ on a PC System, unless you are into CAD
5. Thou shalt always overclock and not fear to overclock
6. Thou shalt keep your PC cool
7. Thou shalt treat your computer with respect! As if the system was thou child
8. Thou shalt give your system a good ole' bath, clean the dust out of thy computers fan and case but don't use water!!
9. Thou shall not buy a the most expansive part, do your research, or you shall burn in computer anti-heaven, where thou shalt be tortured by Bill Gates and be forced to re-code all of what is Windows ME until it is perfect and pure.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's computer
11. Thou shalt not bear false witness about thou's own computer (Khan!!!)
12. Thou shall not force parts if said parts do not go into slot, as things usually go in one way.
13. Thou shall always install thine latest drivers before posting "Oh no!! my new device is broken" on T.F.
14. If thou get a really power hungry video card, thou shall remember to plug in the extra video power before claiming that thou video card is broken.


Pre-Alpha version..... If you have any ideas to rearrange or more suggestions they are welcome... as i want a round number (divisible by 5 with no decimals or remainders)

 

[veg1992]

This is a great Idea, Is this going to be a serious project?

yes yes it is....

 

[b1gapl]

lol....I really like the 11th one. But we should try to cut them down, to a smaller number. I think numbers 2, 3, and 6 are solid. I think the first should be shortened to:
Thou shall build thy own's computer.

 

[dario03]

You should change the Dell commandment to say not to buy a mid to high-end desktop from dell.

If your going with a low end desktop or buying a laptop they're not that bad, especially with discounts.

 

[rx7i2]

Thou shall build thy computer with a non-magnetic screwdriver

 

[Invisible]

Thou shall know basic computer language
1337, n00b, w00t, -_-, lol rofl lmao, :\, atm, w/e, nm, etc