no you didnt say a bad word, but you did start it, with all that noob nonsense and whatnot.
(even tho it does say Newb Techie)
ok bahamut, what is the manufacturer of your pc? is it like a dell or hp or somehting (if so, what is the model number)
or is it a custom build (did you buy it from a store, or build it yourself)(what is the model number of the motherboard)
also, most pc's when they turn on they say "Press *** to enter BIOS" (*** being any combination of keys, from F1, to DEL, to ENTER, even in some cases "S")